Saturday, February 05, 2011

Football, the new terrorist threat in America

I have to admit, what better target for a potential terrorist attack, than America's premiere sporting event. What better place for the jihadist of the world to utilize as a focal point of death and destruction on behalf of the great prophet and the religion of peace.

But hold on now! Wait a minute! Does our much touted and distinguished Office of Homeland Security actually believe that these potential terrorist will just waltz into cowboy's stadium wearing suicide vests? Carrying decanters of PETN concealed in their camera cases and backpacks? Apparently so




Super Bowl Sunday Security Planning....


As part of the increased security surrounding the Super Bowl, NFL and federal authorities are limiting what fans can bring to Cowboys Stadium.

Everyone entering the stadium must pass through a magnatometer, such as those used at airports, and get a patdown as part of the screening process. The majority of fans will enter through checkpoints on the east side of Cowboys Stadium. Small bags are allowed, but will be searched, and jackets will be X-rayed.

I'm no expert, but something tells me that if the greater brotherhood of Islamic terrorists of the world are aiming at the Super Bowl as a potential target of jihad? They will more than likely be bringing something big to the game to accomplish their desires and objectives. Trucks, buses, planes, trains etc. Something capable of either transporting or concealing the necessary elements to accomplish such a large attack. Wouldn't you agree?

Something tells me, they won't be walking through the turnstiles wearing a back pack or a camera case case and at Steelers or Packers game day jersey.

Items Not allowed on game day

Items fans can't bring into Cowboys Stadium:

Weapons, mace/pepper spray, fireworks

Camcorders, tripods, camera cases and binocular cases

Umbrellas, strollers

Grills, tents, poles, sticks

Banners, noisemakers, horns, beach balls, Frisbees, laser lights and pointers

Containers of any type, coolers of any size, backpacks

Bottles, cans, hairspray


And don't forget Big Sis and her admonishments, 'if you see something say something.' There's a novel idea.

Hello? Homeland Security? I was just watching the people entering Cowboy stadium? And I done seen some blond with real big hooters coming in wearing a cowboys jersey and carrying a big tube of lipstick!. Now that right there? Is real suspicious.

Then again, to be on the safe side, maybe we all had better watch the game with sunglasses tomorrow.

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