But hold on now! Wait a minute! Does our much touted and distinguished Office of Homeland Security actually believe that these potential terrorist will just waltz into cowboy's stadium wearing suicide vests? Carrying decanters of PETN concealed in their camera cases and backpacks? Apparently so
Super Bowl Sunday Security Planning....
As part of the increased security surrounding the Super Bowl, NFL and federal authorities are limiting what fans can bring to Cowboys Stadium.
Everyone entering the stadium must pass through a magnatometer, such as those used at airports, and get a patdown as part of the screening process. The majority of fans will enter through checkpoints on the east side of Cowboys Stadium. Small bags are allowed, but will be searched, and jackets will be X-rayed.
I'm no expert, but something tells me that if the greater brotherhood of Islamic terrorists of the world are aiming at the Super Bowl as a potential target of jihad? They will more than likely be bringing something big to the game to accomplish their desires and objectives. Trucks, buses, planes, trains etc. Something capable of either transporting or concealing the necessary elements to accomplish such a large attack. Wouldn't you agree?
Something tells me, they won't be walking through the turnstiles wearing a back pack or a camera case case and at Steelers or Packers game day jersey.
Items Not allowed on game day
Items fans can't bring into Cowboys Stadium:
Weapons, mace/pepper spray, fireworks
Camcorders, tripods, camera cases and binocular cases
Umbrellas, strollers
Grills, tents, poles, sticks
Banners, noisemakers, horns, beach balls, Frisbees, laser lights and pointers
Containers of any type, coolers of any size, backpacks
Bottles, cans, hairspray
And don't forget Big Sis and her admonishments, 'if you see something say something.' There's a novel idea.
Hello? Homeland Security? I was just watching the people entering Cowboy stadium? And I done seen some blond with real big hooters coming in wearing a cowboys jersey and carrying a big tube of lipstick!. Now that right there? Is real suspicious.
Then again, to be on the safe side, maybe we all had better watch the game with sunglasses tomorrow.
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