Wednesday, February 24, 2010

A Bloated Moat




US diplomats add a moat to their expenses at $1bn London embassy

In case any are curious where to look for truth in today's media, simply have a peek over the pond at our cousins in the UK. Do they have their own set of problems? Certainly they do, but they also tend to give the most truthful and accurate reporting of goings on in America. Particularly as it concerns politics.

Enter today's report from the Times on Line and their observations of our latest financial debacle.

The United States has unveiled plans for its new $1 billion high-security embassy in London — the most expensive it has ever built.


The problem you see.....is that while we are running a 14 trillion dollar deficit and spending money like a drunken river boat gambler, the Brits are only looking at an approximate 700 billion deficit and a rise this year of perhaps an additional 12 billion giver or take in their deficit.

So you see, when they look and see the Yanks splurging a billion dollars on a new embassy? Well naturally they are concerned. But never fear, a single billion dollars is a pittance to those in the trenches in congress. I would imagine that they can spend that much today while most Americans are having their lunch. But read on.

The decision to abandon the former site in Grosvenor Square by 2016 came after a prolonged battle with residents angered by the security measures demanded after the September 11 attacks. More than a hundred residents took out a full-page advertisement in The Times to oppose tighter measures that they said would leave the area more vulnerable to attack.


So there you have it. It is a simple abatement issue and money well spent apparently.

The new embassy, on a former industrial site behind Battersea power station known for its gay clubs, will be designed by Kieran Timberlake, the Philadelphia architect.


How fitting.

But then comes the real beauty of it all.

A moat 30 metres (100ft) wide and rolling parkland will separate the building from the main road, protecting it from would-be bombers and removing the need for the blast barriers that so dismayed the people of Mayfair.


I wonder.....how many of those involved in the design? Are 'gamers' and those with allegiance to RPG's. those who frequently find themselves in dreamscapes battling dragons and such.

I imagine there are many.

None the less....we are going to have the literal best looking and most formidable embassy in all the lands once this castle is completed.

I wonder......will they put any crocodiles in the moat? Or would that be to gauche?

Perhaps we could enlist a few gay men from the synchronized swim team to swim and patrol our moat. Would be Jihadist would certainly want to avoid any close proximity to a defense such as that.

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