No birth certificate required for the presidency...but?
This is not a misprint or a farce. No, this is not satire, this is the reality. Read it for yourself. Now....go and see if you can find this story reported anywhere else in the media period.
AP
The White House Visitors Office requires that an unborn
child—still residing in utero—must be counted as a full human being when
its parents register for a White House tour, according to documents
obtained by the Washington Free Beacon.
White House Visitors Office director Ellie Schafer sent an email to a
Capitol Hill staffer Tuesday morning explaining the process for
registering an unborn fetus for a White House tour:
We have received a number of calls regarding how to enter security information for a baby that has not yet been born.
Crazy as it may sound, you MUST include the baby in the overall count of guests in the tour. It’s an easy process.
LAST NAME: The family’s last name
- FIRST NAME: “Baby” as a first name
- MIDDLE NAME: NMN as in No Middle Name
- DOB: Use the date you are submitting the request to us as their birthday
- GENDER: if the parents know put that gender down if not, you can
enter either M or F as we’ll ask you to update it at the time of birth
- SOCIAL: As they will not have a SSN and are under 18, you will not
need to enter this field. Again if the spreadsheet asked for a social
enter 9 zero’s (not the word nine zeros but 000000000 and yes it
happens!)
- CITIZEN/CITY/STATE: The citizen, city and state should be entered the same as the parents
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