Thursday, February 11, 2010

Iran's 'Stunning Punch'

Iran’s Supreme Leader Promises a Stunning “Punch”

Remember about a week or so ago? When Iran's main man Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei told us that on the 11th? He would reveal a big punch to the west? Well today is the day and the big punch seems to be that Iran has now declared itself a nuclear state.

Here are a few tips that can be utilized when attempting to decipher these complicated signals and messages coming from the Muslim world.

1. Water is wet
2. Night follows day
3. Muslims hate Jews
4. Left alone and allowed to proliferate? Even blind camel herders can pool their resources and eventually become a threat to the rest of the world.

The big punch? I'm sorry Ahmed, but Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's revelation today, ain't exactly some big secret. And bragging about it to the world while battling dissidents today, isn't exactly some 'stunning punch' either.

So that is your big punch huh? Iran has enriched uranium?(yawn). I'll wait to hear of news of you launching one of your new acquisitions at Israel. Which shouldn't be that long of a wait now. And besides, if you want to brag about a big punch, that is where you need to go. Stop teasing the world with your anti-climatic bravado and just get on with it.

On a side note, I thought this photo published by the Mail on line today, was rather apropos.

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