Sunday, April 05, 2009

Rocket Man!



NKorea launches rocket, defying world pressure

Well it looks like the little pubescent tin horn Kim Jong has gone and done it. He went ahead and lit the fuse to his firecracker and now the messianic one is pissed. Obama has already registered his official disdain from Prague this morning and called for sanctions against N. Korea by the UN.

Phew! I sure am glad he did that! I was worried there for a minute that there would be any significant response or official disdain forth coming from the messianic one. "North Korea broke the rules once more by testing a rocket that could be used for a long range missile," Obama said. "This provocation underscores the need for action — not just this afternoon at the U.N. Security Council, but in our determination to prevent the spread of these weapons."

Chill out Barack, I am sure that your warnings and calls for UN sanctions have little Kim Jong dropping rabbit pellets all in his pants after your announcement in reaction to his firework. You know, it's not nice to terrify little people like that. They call that bullying.

Meanwhile, little Kim claims we have a new N. Korean satellite orbiting the planet (supposedly) this morning playing songs of tribute to his daddy and himself. How wonderful! Let's hope E.T. doesn't snag that puppy and think that this is representative of the entirety of the best our planet has to offer. Of course, we all know that the N. Korean "No Dong" missile is now at the bottom of the Pacific somewhere. But shush! Let's not blow the illusion for the little big man. He has an early tee time today and is looking forward to breaking his hole in one record today.

Besides, I have visions of Dr. Evil's rocket ship orbiting above us as we speak. Just humming long and blaring out N. Korean RAP rock. LOL!!!

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