Miami ad group making a statement with Gringo Masks
The new product, brainchild of Miami advertising agency Zubi Advertising, guarantees the cops won't be stopping you or your loved ones after you put your best white face forward.
The product is simple. Choose from a cut out of a blue-eyed, sandy hair-colored white guy or a green-eyed, blond haired white woman.
Cut the face to fit yours. Poke out the eyes. And presto! You don't look like a "suspicious, potentially illegal" alien. Rubber band or green card not included.
I say? What a deal! But maybe we should buy a few hundred of those and send them to Washington, so maybe Pelosi and Reid and the rest of that bunch of losers could make safe transitions home during congressional recess, without having to worry about being accosted by so called 'tea baggers.'