Saturday, March 29, 2014

Piers Pissy Little Parting Shot

Poor dear pissy Piers has gone from us. He airs no more. He has taken his final parting shot at America and landed one last diatribe against Americans and their guns as he leaves. Sorry Piers, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out you prissy little snipe. America doesn't need your British moralization or your snide and sarcastic attacks against Americans, their religion or their guns. America saw through your bullshite long ago and eventually so did CNN after laboring with you through the worst ratings in the history of the communist news network..

Goodbye old chap and good riddance. May you have an interesting voyage and departure to some local other than these United States and the America that you detest so much. Perhaps you might look into returning to the British isles and peddling your tripe over there, you do have the voice for it.

The UK is ripe with issues awaiting your analysis. Issues such as a collapsing National Health Service in the UK, Same sex marriages and oh yes, the Halal meat scandals and the complete reversal over most of what use to be England heritage and law. Have no fear Piers, its all compliments of the Islamist and Muslim tribes that European socialist egalitarianism that has wrought the changes in your absence. You will fit right in.

And? If you are good old chap? Perhaps they might even allow you to host a program on progressive attitudes towards sharia law and the easiest methods of transition for the remnants of the British people on the BBC. In either event, I sincerely hope that our televisions are never smeared with the presence of your voice or image again. Toot toot and tally ho! my good man! And Goodbye!

 I hope I haven't offended you. (NOT)

CNN’s Piers Morgan Signs Off With Final Blast At U.S. Gun Laws

“I assumed that after 70 people were shot in a movie theater, and then, just a few months later, 20 first-graders were murdered with an assault rifle in an elementary school, the absurd gun laws in this country would change,” he said. “But nothing has happened. The gun lobby in America, led by the NRA, has bullied this nation’s politicians into cowardly, supine silence. Even when 20 young children are blown away in their classrooms.

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